GV LOBBY / VISITOR CHECK-INTERMINAL 04
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VISITOR BADGE โ€” #0417
NAME: PITCHCAT ยท SPECIES: FELINE
PURPOSE: SERIES SEED PITCH ("CASHCAT")
ESCORT REQUIRED: NO ยท CAT DOES NOT SIGN NDAs
COMPANION TOKEN TO $CASHCAT ยท ROBINHOOD CHAIN

the founders pitched.
the cat closed.

2013. A conference room at Google Ventures. Two founders walk in to pitch an app called CashCat โ€” and they bring their cats with them. The check gets signed. The app becomes Robinhood. The cats never got their carry. $PITCHCAT settles the cap table.

๐Ÿš€ buy on Virtuals Protocol โ›“ Robinhood Chain ๐Ÿพ play the pitch
FUNDED โœ“
$100 ยท $100 ยท $100 ยท $100
01 / THE EVIDENCE

this actually happened.

Before Robinhood was Robinhood, it was codenamed CashCat โ€” named after a website of cats lounging on stacks of hundred dollar bills. And when it was time to raise money, the founders didn't just bring a deck to Google Ventures. They brought the cats. Reported by real journalists. We just gave the cat a ticker.

EXHIBIT A ยท THE PITCH2025

One of Robinhood's first checks was written back when it was still called CashCat โ€” and the founders brought their cats into the Google Ventures office for the pitch.

the cat was physically in the room โ–ธ the round closed
EXHIBIT B ยท THE NAME2025

The founders once considered naming the app CashCat, after a site that showed felines lounging among stacks of $100 bills. Celebrity investors like Snoop Dogg came later.

cats + cash: the original thesis
EXHIBIT C ยท THE CHAINJUL 2026

Robinhood Chain goes live. $CASHCAT โ€” the token honoring the original name โ€” runs vertical on its home chain. Even the CEO admits the chain works great for memes.

the lore came home โ–ธ now the cast expands
Every VC story has a founder who "crushed the pitch."
Nobody asks about the cat sitting on the conference table, staring at the partner, applying pressure.

The deck had 12 slides. The partner remembers none of them. He remembers the cat.
$PITCHCAT is the cat that closed the round. The first VC-backed animal in history. Still waiting on his carry.
02 / THE CAP TABLE

$CASHCAT is the name.
$PITCHCAT got it funded.

We are not a copy. We are not a fork. We are the missing character in the same origin story โ€” the companion token to $CASHCAT, expanding the same lore on the same chain. One cat kept the name. One cat raised the money.

$CASHCAT

  • the original name
  • the mascot that became a hood
  • honors what Robinhood was called
  • the face of the movement
ร—

$PITCHCAT

  • the cat from the GV conference room
  • honors how CashCat got funded
  • the first check, the term sheet, the wire
  • same lore. next chapter. same chain.

* Not affiliated with Robinhood, Google Ventures, or any actual cat on any actual cap table. This is fan fiction with a ticker, sitting one seat away from $CASHCAT at the same table. If you hold the name, you'll want the cat who paid for it.

03 / INTERACTIVE

the pitch room.

You are the cat. The partner is across the table. Smash PITCH to build conviction, pump the valuation, and close round after round. Watch out for events โ€” the market does what the market does.

PARTNER CONVICTION0%
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"...so what does the cat do, exactly?"
$0
RAISED
0
PITCHES
+1
PER PITCH
$PITCHCAT ยท IMPLIED VALUATION
$1,000,000
โ–ฒ +0.00% today
LIVE
LIVE1D1W1MALL๐Ÿฅฆ no PFOF
CURRENT ROUND: SEED$0 / $500K
04 / THE TOKEN

join the round.

$PITCHCAT lives on Robinhood Chain and launches via Virtuals Protocol. The cat took his first check in a conference room โ€” you can take yours right here.

CONTRACT ADDRESS
0x0000...COMING SOON โ€” deploying via Virtuals
CHAIN: Robinhood Chain (Ethereum L2)
LAUNCH: Virtuals Protocol
TICKER: $PITCHCAT ยท SUPPLY: 1,000,000,000
UTILITY: cat pitched. cat delivered.
05 / FAQ

due diligence.

Is this affiliated with Robinhood or Google Ventures?

No. This is fan fiction with a ticker. The pitch happened, the cats were reportedly there โ€” we just believe the cat deserved credit, so we gave him a token.

How is $PITCHCAT related to $CASHCAT?

Same origin story, different chapter. $CASHCAT honors the original name of Robinhood. $PITCHCAT honors the cat who was in the room when that name got funded. Companion tokens on the same chain โ€” the name and the closer.

What's the utility?

The cat closed a round at Google Ventures without saying a word. What's YOUR utility?

Did the cat really never get carry?

Show us the cap table with a cat on it. Exactly. That's why we're here.

Price prediction?

Cat pitches up. Cat pitches down. Partner conviction is not financial advice.